Monday, 28 September 2009


We feel we’ve caused enough chaos in England and think you need a well deserved rest (at least a year) to recover physically and mentally... our choice to travel was a selfless act...

We decided that the best way to record such mass destruction is to enter the world of ‘blogging’ ergh... cringe! BUT we aim not to be too annoying with facebook status' of "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, READ OUR BLOG, OUR LIVES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS!!" This blog is going to be more like ‘The Girl with a One Track Mind’, only less self fisting & lube rubbing..... that’s for the video blog users only ;)

The majority of you think (wish/pray) we wont return on the grounds of:

  1. We will both develop meth addictions (40% chance)

  2. We will die of accidental causes such as jumping off a cliff because shrooms said we could fly (10% chance)

  3. Find rich, old, ugly men and marry them in Vegas (5% chance)

  4. Get dragged into the sex trade...... willingly (30% chance)

  5. End up in jail somewhere in the world (15% chance)

Regardless of such endings, they are risks we are willing to take; we need a break from emotionally stunted, boring, British men; we need some bloody sun.!! And most of all we need an excuse to not have to grow up! Plus, you never know, we may even learn something or even become cultured!

First stop HONG KONG!!!

Average male height: 5 ft 6 "
Average erect penis: 3.5 "

desperate times desperate measures....